ostracizedpoodle:

i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection” 

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It’s okay I wouldn’t care either

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we-want-porn:

-Jay

ghost-nappa:

boostopherpikewood:

parents gone for the night

you know what that means

*lets in stray cats*

party time

image

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bujnik:

Oh man.
This just gave me intense swimming urges.
execvtion:

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Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

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forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

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